My job is giving advice to travelers. Hey, I’m the expert, right? Now it’s confession time: I’ve learned everything I know first-hand, by making really dumb mistakes. Ok, I really do have blond hair but is that the reason I’ve goofed so many times?
In other words, “Do as I say, not as I do.”
Packing Disasters
For example, packing for a cruise. For 15 years I traveled roughly three months of the year and this makes me an expert on packing, right? Wrong! While it’s true I do take my own advice in some areas (pack dressy clothes in dry cleaner’s bag, lay flat in suitcase, you’ll never have a wrinkle, etc), I do confess to a big problem in limiting the number of items I take. In other words, I over-pack.
While I do know better, when I haul out a suitcase for a one-week trip, I have to fill it to overflowing. My rationale: “hey, you never know.” The only advantage to this is arriving home with clean clothing — but no wrinkles! — still on the hangar.
Then I hit rock bottom. While checking my bag at British Airways at the end of a ten-day Europe cruise, the ticket agent said “you’re over the weight limit and must take some of the items out.” In all fairness, I’d done a bit of shopping. So, on my hands and knees I pulled out a bunch of clothes until my bag was light enough to pass muster. You have no idea the embarrassment I suffered walking through Heathrow airport, my arms full of clothing.
After that I started to followed my own advice. I even have packing lists of items I need for a cruise of any duration. Yes, I still have pangs when I see a few inches of empty space in the suitcase — “oh, a few more dresses wouldn’t hurt….you never know” — but I haven’t over-packed in years. However, I still won’t go anywhere without a framed photo of my dog and iPod speakers.
07 December
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3 Comments Confessions of an Terminally Blond Traveler
Harry Martin
December 7th, 2007 at 1:26 pm
1If anything, I’m an under-packer — but not by plan. My big mistake I’ve learned from is “do not pack the day you leave.” Normally, I’m OCD beyond compare, and have the bags in the trunk the night before, but I got cocky for two short-ey cruises we were taking. “Heck, I’ve been on the same 4-nighter so many times, I know what we need.” Ummm, yeah, but did I pack it? One time, I forgot to pack Art’s underwear, so our port stop in Ensenada was spent trying to translate “Fruit of the Loom” into Spanish and then finding a store. It was lots of fun to declare those on our customs form. The second time, we were dressing for formal night, and Art was putting us his suit pants and alerted me to a “small” problem. I had packed a pair of my pants instead of his. Not a big problem, except I’m 6-4 and he’s 5-9. We worked around it by hiking the pants up to his chest (ala Fred Mertz) and keeping his jacket buttoned. I’m still trying to live that one down. So, I no longer pack the day we leave, no matter how confident I am.
Anne Campbell
December 7th, 2007 at 3:28 pm
2Oh, that’s priceless! If I don’t pack the night before I can’t remember what I put in the bag, have to take it out and start over!
The agony of shutting a suitcase when there’s room to put more stuff in! I used to end up with seven pairs of shorts for a one-week cruise and 1 t-shirt. Or the opposite.
Suzannah V
December 7th, 2007 at 5:33 pm
3I definately over pack, I always have, trying to get beter, but cruises make it hard as they dont have restrictions……will have to pack light when we go toMexico in March, as we go by plane, but the cruise in Jan, we drive to the port……………….
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